July 8th, 2008
Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend, Camila Alves, gave birth to a baby boy

Matthew said in a statement for Ok Magazine:
“A healthy baby boy was born,”
“Camila and I were side by side the entire time. We are both tired and elated, and are so happy to have created the greatest miracle in the world — having a child and making a family. Now comes the greatest adventure — raising one, together.”
“Also I totally downed a bunch of shrooms earlier, so this whole thing has tripped my shit. There was a baby coming out of a solar system that made me think I should buy a moped. But that’s neither here nor there, broseph, because me and this tiny bald dude are going surfing then downing brewskis! HYEAAAAAAAH! GET SOME!”
The baby’s name isn’t known yet…
I’m going to let you know soon…
Love,
Mary
